How to Stop Phone Addiction

I cured my own cell phone addiction! I upgraded to iOS 26 in January and after only 3 months I can’t stand my cell phone. True story!
Did Siri’s Grammar Get Worse?

More bugs than a tropical rainforest!
Less intelligent than a piece of lettuce!
Able to derail entire conversations with a single sentence!
Look! In your phone! It’s a lag! It’s a glitch!
No — it’s Super Siri!